This is my fav.  The story goes like this:

Big sister is playing beauty parlor with her baby brother and the kitchen shears.  At last realizing that her salon skills were not what she had hoped for, or little brother had hoped for, she decided to simply super glue little bother's hair back on and he would be none for the worse.

Its a true story, it may even be your story.  Not to worry, aside from a really interesting hair cut, baby brother should recover nicely.

The child's natural scalp oils will come to the surface in no time at all and loosen the super glue all by itself.  Then take the child to the nearest salon and they can cut whatever glue is left in the hair away.  Be sure to call the salon first and warn them you are coming so that they can get all of the laughing out of their system before you show up with the child.  He doesn't need anymore ego bashing today.

Do check to make sure the child didn't have an adverse reaction to glue and that he didn't get any in his eyes.  If either of these occur you will want to contact his doctor just to be safe.

Go easy on big sister too.  She was just trying to do her share around the house, and it may be one of the last times that you get her to do anything at all.

Ah, the little joys of parenthood.  This is a Kodak moment,be sure to take lots of pictures.  They will be worth gold someday.